1) Not
washed our hair in 4 days and just keep using dry shampoo until we could
basically grease a pan with our hair.
2) Sat
and learned the lyrics to a really hard rap song by listening to it over and
over and over again so we can impress people with our rad rapping skills.
3) Brushed
teeth, hair, done our make-up, changed complete outfits, and maybe even put in a
tampon all while driving.
4) Sat
in front of the mirror for hours on end trying to get our eyebrows just
right…then realize we no longer have eyebrows.
5) Sat
in front of the mirror and just stared. Dreading the getting ready process and
mentally preparing ourselves.
6) Have
at least one special pair of “sex underwear” and this also goes for “that time
of the month” underwear.
7) Painted
over our already painted nails because we are too lazy to take it off and re-do
it. At about the 5th coat it’s easier to peel off than to use polish
remover.
8) Got
motivation to go to the gym because of the hot guy that goes at 5:15pm every
day…sharp.
9) Learned
the choreographed dance to a popular song…and not just in high school for
dance/cheer. Just out of boredom; and to show off our sweet moves.
10) If no one is going to see/touch our body…we
leave the razor be until it gets too much.
11) Known the
difficulty and strategery in going to the restroom outside and trying not to
get it on our shoes.
12) Woken up
before our man does to put a little make-up on to make it look like we just
wake up looking that good…
13) Driven by
our crushes/boyfriends house, place of work etc to see if his car is there.
Then not really do anything with the information; but we get giddy just by
seeing his car.
14) Instead of
eye make-up remover, our fingers work just as well to take off mascara.
15) Have a
unique mirror face when we are putting finishing touches on hair/make-up about
to walk about the door.
16) Went out on
a work night wearing work clothes, had a sleepover, and wore the same thing the
next day; praying no one will notice.
17) Logged in
to our friends Facebook account to stalk an ex we blocked.
18) Made a
friend take down a picture they posted of us because we look like death.
19) Been late
to something because we weren’t sure if we “had to go”…if you know what I mean.
20) Belted out
a girl power song in your car that reminds us of our cheating ex; and lose your
voice because of it. Example: Carrie Underwood’s “Undo it”.
21) Have tried
any and everything to plump our lips.
22) Gave a guy
a fake name but right phone number while out then get really confused when he
texts us saying “It was nice to meet you Sasha” ….??
23) Not
remembered a guys name and when you see him out again you introduce your friend
so he can say it again…then get even more frustrated when he says “Nice to meet
you” UGH SAY YOUR NAME!!!
24) No toilet
paper…improvise
25) Not gone
out because of a monster blemish…even though no one really notices…but you do.
26) Bought
lingerie you have never ever worn…and probably won’t ever wear.
27) Wondered
why that red lipstick looks amazing on your girlfriend but makes you look like a contestant on
Toddlers and Tiaras.
28) Worn shoes
we want to throw across the room and burn at the end of the night…but they
looked really hot....and we will endure the brutality again and again
29) After a few
drinks looked through our phones thinking “hmm what dude can I text right now”
30) If anyone
comes to our house/apt and it’s messy; everything goes in the closet or under
the bed.
31) Thought your friends boyfriend was hot.
32) "Accidentally" texted your plans for the night to a dude then pretended it was meant for your girlfriend.
33) Running out of your make-up one product at a time makes you want to die.
34) Have done the "friend-off"..."Oh hey Sarah, this is Joe!" .....later Sarah and Joe....
35) Had an emotional breakdown out of no where...hopefully not in public
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